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> Curtis & Leroy saw an ad in the Kentville Advertiser Newspaper in
> Kentville
> , N.S.   and bought a mule for $100.
> The farmer agreed to deliver the mule the next day.
> The following morning the farmer drove up, and said: "Sorry, fellers, I
> have
> some bad news for you, the mule died last night."
> Curtis & Leroy replied; "Well then, just give us our money back."
> The farmer said; " Can’t do that…I went and spent it already."
> They said; "Okay then, just bring us the dead mule."
> The farmer asked; "What in the world ya’ll gonna do with a dead mule?"
>
> Curtis said; "We gonn’a raffle him off."
> The farmer said; "You can’t raffle off a dead mule!"
> Leroy said; "We shore can!  Heck, we don’t hafta tell nobody he’s dead!"
>
> A couple of weeks later, the farmer ran into Curtis & Leroy at the Co-Op
> grocery store and asked: "Say…what’d you fellers ever do with that dead
> mule?"
> Curtis, said; "We raffled him off like we said we wuz gonn’a do."
> Leroy added; "Shucks, we sold 500 tickets fer two dollars a piece and made
> a
> profit of $898."
> The farmer said; "My Lord, didn’t anyone complain…?"
> Curtis said; "Well, the feller who won was really upset. So we gave him
> his
> two dollars back."
>
> Curtis and Leroy now work for the government.
> They’re overseeing Harper’s investigation of the Senate and the spending
> scandal.

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Posted June 27, 2013 by New2view in Government, humanity, life, philosophy, Uncategorized

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